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Oh Good, a Catholic Exorcist Will Hold a Mass for Brett Kavanaugh to Counter Witches' Hex  Oh Good, a Catholic Exorcist Will Hold a Mass for Brett Kavanaugh to Counter Witches' Hex 

A Catholic priest will hold mass for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh to protect him from a crew of Brooklyn witches who are planning an event dedicated to publicly hexing Kavanaugh and “all rapists.”

Kleenex Plans to Rebrand Their "Mansize" Tissues After Consumer Complaints About the Sexist Name Kleenex Plans to Rebrand Their "Mansize" Tissues After Consumer Complaints About the Sexist Name

Lady small. Man big. Ladies: small hands, small noses. Men: big hands, big noses. This is the caveman logic of Kleenex maker Kimberly-Clark, who once upon a time not so very long ago thought it was a good idea release a line of “Mansize” tissues just for men.

Misogyny Is the Message Misogyny Is the Message

On Tuesday morning, Donald Trump took a victory lap on Twitter after the defamation suit filed by Stormy Daniels, an adult film actor who says she had an affair with him, was thrown out by a federal judge. “Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas,” Trump tweeted, adding…

Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Have Found an Ideal Location for a Hellmouth to Open Up and Swallow Us All  Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Have Found an Ideal Location for a Hellmouth to Open Up and Swallow Us All 

Everything is bigger in Texas, except the location of an upcoming Trump rally, which is teeny tiny by Texas standards.

The Grim Politics of Dead White Women  The Grim Politics of Dead White Women 

Mollie Tibbetts was 20 years old when she disappeared on July 18, 2018. Tibbetts was taking an evening jog when Cristhian Bahena Rivera, a Mexican national working on a nearby farm, approached her and made advances, which she rejected. Instead of letting it go, he allegedly attacked her, stabbed her to death, and…

Donald Trump Reportedly Ripped Off Ansel Elgort's Dad  Donald Trump Reportedly Ripped Off Ansel Elgort's Dad 

Donald Trump, president of the United States, once commissioned Arthur Elgort, famous photographer and father to actor and Jezebel frenemy Ansel Elgort, to photograph his wife Melania but never paid up, according to Elgort. 

Bad Bunny and Drake are Here to Slake Your Thirst and Troye Sivan and Charli XCX Attempt Nostalgia

Y: Bad Bunny ft. Drake, “MIA” – Your Latino lover and Jewish ex dropped a single to quench your thirst. Drake, a rapper that Benito has proudly claimed to stan ever since he was on the come up, is now a ft. (little f) on one of his songs—which bleeds red, white and Bad Bunny. Set in a quintessential Latinx barbacoa in…

When Junior Mint Met Salt Bae When Junior Mint Met Salt Bae

President Trump’s large adult son Don Jr. dined at Salt Bae’s restaurant in New York Thursday night.

Melania Trump Simply Doesn't Have Time to Think About Hubby's Alleged Infidelity Melania Trump Simply Doesn't Have Time to Think About Hubby's Alleged Infidelity

First Lady Melania Trump is a very busy woman who is far too busy to dwell on claims that her husband is an unfaithful piece of shit.

Michelle Obama Talks About That Cough Drop Moment With George W. Bush, Calls Him Her "Partner In Crime" Michelle Obama Talks About That Cough Drop Moment With George W. Bush, Calls Him Her "Partner In Crime"

It’s no surprise that there’s a unique bond between former presidents and their spouses, but Michelle Obama was laying it on a little thick when it came to her adoration of former President George W. Bush.

Melania Trump Says Women Accusing Men of Sexual Assault Must 'Show the Evidence' Melania Trump Says Women Accusing Men of Sexual Assault Must 'Show the Evidence'

First Lady Melania Trump says she supports survivors of sexual assault and thinks they “need to be heard,” but also asserts that they must have “really hard evidence” to support their accusations.

What Time Will Don Jr and Michael Avenatti Fight?  What Time Will Don Jr and Michael Avenatti Fight? 

Michael Avenatti—grifter and hero to everyone with a “It’s Mueller Time” mug (hi, Mom!)—wants to kick Donald Trump Jr’s ass, for charity.

Big Mouth Maintains Its Gross-Out Charm in Season 2 Big Mouth Maintains Its Gross-Out Charm in Season 2

If Big Mouth has taught us anything, it’s that adolescence isn’t just about hormones and pervy thoughts, but also growing pains. In Season 2 of the Netflix series, an endearingly filthy examination of puberty, we see 13-year-old Jessi (voiced by Jessi Klein) take a lonesome walk down the darkened hallways of her…

Cop Who Shot Black Teen 16 Times Found Guilty of Second Degree Murder Cop Who Shot Black Teen 16 Times Found Guilty of Second Degree Murder

A jury found a white Chicago police officer guilty of second degree murder and several counts of aggravated battery in the 2014 shooting death of black teen Laquan McDonald.

The FBI Finished Its Kavanaugh Investigation and Republicans Are Ready to Ram Through His Confirmation The FBI Finished Its Kavanaugh Investigation and Republicans Are Ready to Ram Through His Confirmation

The FBI completed its investigation into sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, and now Republicans are ready to rush the fuck through his confirmation.

Ivanka Reportedly Still Supports Brett Kavanaugh  Ivanka Reportedly Still Supports Brett Kavanaugh 

Let’s dive into some grim news.

The 'Women for Trump' Really Loved Donald Trump's Mockery of Christine Blasey Ford  The 'Women for Trump' Really Loved Donald Trump's Mockery of Christine Blasey Ford 

President Trump managed to reach a new low during a campaign rally in Mississippi Tuesday night, where he openly mocked Christine Blasey Ford, who says Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh sexually assaulted her when she was 15 and he was 17.

 Mark Judge's Shitty Book Is Now Selling for $1,949.99 on Amazon, $999 on eBay  Mark Judge's Shitty Book Is Now Selling for $1,949.99 on Amazon, $999 on eBay

If you have a a couple thousand dollars to spare, why not treat yourself with an original copy of Mark Judge’s 1997 out-of-print memoir Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk? Good luck copping a physical copy of the book for anything less than $1,000, though.

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