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AAM Gives Joy One Day and Headsplosions the Next

This letter today. I can’t even. The poster writes that she and her colleagues are fined $2 a minute for every minute they’re late. IN CASH AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? WHERE IS THAT CASH GOING?

Let's Distract Ourselves - Fantasy LinkedIn profiles Let's Distract Ourselves - Fantasy LinkedIn profiles

So I’m currently in the giddy bitter fuck you stage of the job search. Just one stop in the endless cycle of:

This Fuckin' Guy, edition 8 bazillion This Fuckin' Guy, edition 8 bazillion

I cannot stop laughing. Julian Assange tried to sue the embassy for asking him to clean up after himself and his cat! Buddy, you’re not a prisoner, you can walk out that door anytime. And after 6 (6!) years there you’re not a guest any longer so asking you to clean yourself, do your own laundry, and clean up your…

Ugh. Monday. OT

My upstairs neighbor has picked up a fun new habit. They have their radio/TV on with heavy bass for about half an hour at 2:30 am. I need to figure out a non-insane letter to leave them so that they at least turn the volume down. My current draft of “Fuck you, you fuckity fucking fuckers” lacks specificity.

A Peek into the World of Japanese Kit Kats A Peek into the World of Japanese Kit Kats

Just in time for Halloween from the New York Time Magazine’s “Candy” Issue:

A Better Infinity War A Better Infinity War

Infinity War sucked ass guys. I know I’m late to the party on this because I waited for it to come on streaming, but I’m still mad about it. And I have some ideas on how it could have been better. Feel free to write your own ideas in the comments too!

Thoughts but no solutions 

I’m putting a spacer just in case - below is a stream of consciousness about society’s thinking on sexual abuse.

Making It Episode 2 - "Nick are you pooping right now?" Making It Episode 2 - "Nick are you pooping right now?"

Amy and Nick were stiff last week but this week both of them clearly said “screw it” and went full steam ahead. It was hilarious and charming and they should never ever stop making this show! Simon Doonan got into the wacky groove too and Etsy lady tried.

What's Your Lifestyle Brand? What's Your Lifestyle Brand?

So I was just reading the NYT Magazine article on GOOP and Gwyneth Paltrow which was both depressing and dangerous for my eyes (the rolling, so much eye rolling). While reading I realized that I was clearly missing the trend of lifestyle branding that has been sweeping the world for a while now. Clearly I am not…

Cranky AM OT Cranky AM OT

Brought to you by my neighbor with poor digestive health and worse bathroom manners. Definite TMI

This Isn't an Accident This Isn't an Accident

So in the NYT article they (Seema Verma and the other vermin from the administration) say they HAVE to suspend payments due to a court ruling from February? Just as companies are deciding on rates for next year?

Oh, FFS People - OT Rant thread Oh, FFS People - OT Rant thread

It’s too hot and I’m feeling all cabin fever-y because I don’t want to go outside when it’s over 100 but I don’t want to stay in either and listen to my ac struggle.

How Much Does it Cost to Buy a Senator's Vote? How Much Does it Cost to Buy a Senator's Vote?

We know that Trump and McConnell are going to nominate the asshattiest asshat for the coming open Supreme Court seat. And we know that most Dems will vote no (Manchin and possibly Heitkamp aside). We also know that Collins and Murkowski will wiffle and waffle and fuss in the press before, most likely, they vote yes to…

Knowledge is Power, but Depressing as Fuck Knowledge is Power, but Depressing as Fuck

Here’s the PDF of the plan to re-organize the U.S. Government. It’s a lot of word salad to cover up the nastiness. The goal is to consolidate power and make it easier to cut programs they don’t like.

In "Let's destroy it just cause we can" news: In "Let's destroy it just cause we can" news:

Trump wants to reorganize the government. Or rather Mick Mulvaney and the conservative nutters like the Kochs and Heritage Foundation do.

Self Care Thread Self Care Thread

Step in and ignore reality for a moment and recharge. I know I’m not the only one feeling angry/ill/disgusted/stressed/powerless/horrified/defeated oh there are just so many feelings at once and they’re all bad really.

Evening OT - Random Thoughts Evening OT - Random Thoughts

Ivanka and Tiffany look like Real Dolls. That has to be on purpose right?

Oh Fuck You, "Justice" Department Oh Fuck You, "Justice" Department

For declining to defend hugely important parts of the ACA (aka Obamacare).

These assholes are not gonna stop this bullshit These assholes are not gonna stop this bullshit

Since the 80s religious nutballs have been stacking the decks in local elections to pull the country to the right. That has worked far too well. Now they’re going for the brass ring to turn the US into a theocracy. I fear it will work in way too many states. And I worry that we’ll let it happen because we’re still…

Monday Morning OT and rambling thoughts

All this agita over a comedy set at a crappy chicken dinner! I wonder if all the media personalities leaping to the defense of Sara Huckabee Sanders understand that their defense of her is *more* insulting than Michelle Wolf’s jokes? Let me tell you, nothing is worse than having your “friends” defend you by making it…

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