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Saturday Night Social: England Made a Life-Sized Dollhouse of Heaven  Saturday Night Social: England Made a Life-Sized Dollhouse of Heaven 

LONDON, ENGLAND–A combination of the dark arts, monarch worship, and the twisted minds of Madame Tussaud’s House of Horrors has conjured this: a gallery of images of Harry and Meghan on date day, at once both totes adorbs and reminiscent of memento mori.

Saturday Night Social: August Is the Cruelest Month Saturday Night Social: August Is the Cruelest Month

It’s the dead of August, the slowest week of the slowest month of the annual news cycle, and it’s time to serve you a light blog snack to close out the day. What’s cooking, internet?

Saturday Night Social: Happy Barack Obama Day to Everyone, Trolls and All 

Perhaps you’ve noticed all over the internet today that it’s Barack Obama’s birthday, which, in the state of Illinois, is officially “Barack Obama Day” [excuse me while I sob], a day to reaffirm human capacity for empathy and the viability of healthy long-term relationships (just guessing). This prophetic 2006 Oprah…

Saturday Night Social: Here Are 2 Minutes of Godzilla, Millie Bobby Brown, and the Giant Moth Acting Together

Comic con comes but a million times a year, and with it, a barrage of in-your-face monster explosion sequences set to soaring classical music. It’s kind of soothing.

Saturday Night Social: Elon Musk Reportedly Donated to a Republican PAC Saturday Night Social: Elon Musk Reportedly Donated to a Republican PAC

Hard to believe that Elon Musk, a man who spent tons of money on a submarine no one needed then bragged about it, who finds that being called a billionaire “devalues” him, would donate money to directly benefit the Republic party, and yet today’s reports reveal just that.

Saturday Night Social: Tonight, Pour Beer on Your Head for Your New Best Friend England  Saturday Night Social: Tonight, Pour Beer on Your Head for Your New Best Friend England 

Oh England, who delighted America so thoroughly with her eight-month-long wedding blow-out, whose pompous hats we secretly envy but look really really good on her, who wears pantyhose but day drinks, who throws massive shade in the form of a 19-foot-tall balloon and shrugs, who has a birthday party for nana but then…

Saturday Night Social: What Is the Cat to Live in, if Not a Small Indoor Mansion Saturday Night Social: What Is the Cat to Live in, if Not a Small Indoor Mansion

I’ve been watching a lot of Queer Eye lately and naturally reflecting on the humble Brooklyn apartment which I co-habitate with three people and a cat. I do not own the cat, and like the typical (and IMO ideal) urban roommate setup, we don’t hang out too much, we stick to our own dishes and share an acceptable level…

Saturday Night Social: Competition Is Fierce for This Year's 'World's Ugliest Dog' Pageant  Saturday Night Social: Competition Is Fierce for This Year's 'World's Ugliest Dog' Pageant 

After hours of idly scrolling through the perfectly symmetrical unblemished butts of Instagram in search of content, the slideshow of World’s Ugliest Dog 2018 contestants revives the spirit and fills the heart with joy. Tonight the tastemakers of the Sonoma-Marin Fair in California will crown a winner, but really, all…

Saturday Night Social: Congrats to This Couple Who Wedded on a Swing Hanging from a Motorcycle on a Tightrope! Saturday Night Social: Congrats to This Couple Who Wedded on a Swing Hanging from a Motorcycle on a Tightrope!

Sometimes truth is just crazier than the deranged scrawlings on the walls of my empty Saturday evening skull.

Saturday Night Social: Scientists May Find Loch Ness Monster Pee, the Pee of Legend and Dreams Saturday Night Social: Scientists May Find Loch Ness Monster Pee, the Pee of Legend and Dreams

Starting next month, a group of scientists embarks on a “DNA hunt” into the Loch Ness body of water to retrieve “an extraordinary amount of new knowledge” about “organisms that inhabit Loch Ness.” They have kindly given the project a hook for visionaries such as myself, which is: THE HUNT FOR THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

Saturday Night Social: Fine, I'll Have Some Royal Wedding Memes, But That's IT Saturday Night Social: Fine, I'll Have Some Royal Wedding Memes, But That's IT

In the approximate 2.6 billion years since Harry and Meghan announced their engagement by matching beaded bracelets from their trip to Botswana where they spent five days camping out together above the Boteti River–facts I know–I have learned more about Meghan Markle than I know about my own medical history. I know…

Saturday Night Social: Tactless Hero Bear Ate All the Cupcakes Saturday Night Social: Tactless Hero Bear Ate All the Cupcakes

A Jersey bear unrefined in the subtleties of classy eating–he’s from Jersey–smashed into a baker’s car at approx. 2 AM on Thursday morning, ate 24 cupcakes, and left a big huge bear-shaped paw print behind, conveying a clear message to the cupcakes’ owner: “EYYYYY GOTTA PROBLEM BUDDY???” NewJersey.com reports.

Saturday Night Social: The Ruth Bader Ginsburg Documentary Is Finally Out, for Your Sore Eyes Saturday Night Social: The Ruth Bader Ginsburg Documentary Is Finally Out, for Your Sore Eyes

Yesterday, the much-anticipated Ruth Bader Ginsburg documentary RGB was released, a needed jet to flush the remainder of the internet trash floating around in the toilet bowl of my end-of-blogday skull. I’m basically rehashing a Billy Eichner tweet right now.

Saturday Night Social: Hosted at Ivana's Secret Street Meat Shack Saturday Night Social: Hosted at Ivana's Secret Street Meat Shack

I’ve been thinking about these two photos all day, in light of Brigitte Macron’s shocking revelation that Melania Trump is trapped and miserable. This is what Ivana’s up to, in case you asked:

Saturday Night Social: Melania Had a Nice Time With the President Today  Saturday Night Social: Melania Had a Nice Time With the President Today 

The Presidents’ Club for BFFs Only rode together again today to pay tribute to the late Barbara Bush in Houston. Melania came too. It was a funeral, but everybody was just so nice.

Saturday Night Social: Gather Round for the Tale of the Meghan Markle Spaghetti Affair of '16 Saturday Night Social: Gather Round for the Tale of the Meghan Markle Spaghetti Affair of '16

There was plenty of room in, about, and around Mark Zuckerberg’s immense butt to host tonight’s Saturday Night Social, and if you have not seen it by now, I urge you to tab over there for a second. But then come back because we have very fresh content to discuss!!!

Saturday Night Social: It's Time to Discuss the Russell Crowe Thong  Saturday Night Social: It's Time to Discuss the Russell Crowe Thong 

As daytime news laden with White House hoopla and real-world horrors fades into the drunken oblivion of evening, it’s time to address the elephant in the room: Russell Crowe’s jock strap (brown leather boxer’s protector used in the 2005 film Cinderella Man), which fetched around $5,400 at Sotheby’s in Sydney “after…

Saturday Night Social: Sleeping on Fruit Juice Hair  Saturday Night Social: Sleeping on Fruit Juice Hair 

Claire’s has died, which means soon the world is going to run out of its supply of neon scünci® snap clips, and then what?? The time has arrived to face the 21st-century, while retaining the general look of youth which I’ve clearly been projecting over here with my scrunchies, thirties be damned. I need to pivot to a…

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