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Saturday Night Social: Scientists May Find Loch Ness Monster Pee, the Pee of Legend and Dreams Saturday Night Social: Scientists May Find Loch Ness Monster Pee, the Pee of Legend and Dreams

Starting next month, a group of scientists embarks on a “DNA hunt” into the Loch Ness body of water to retrieve “an extraordinary amount of new knowledge” about “organisms that inhabit Loch Ness.” They have kindly given the project a hook for visionaries such as myself, which is: THE HUNT FOR THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

Saturday Night Social: Fine, I'll Have Some Royal Wedding Memes, But That's IT Saturday Night Social: Fine, I'll Have Some Royal Wedding Memes, But That's IT

In the approximate 2.6 billion years since Harry and Meghan announced their engagement by matching beaded bracelets from their trip to Botswana where they spent five days camping out together above the Boteti River–facts I know–I have learned more about Meghan Markle than I know about my own medical history. I know…

Saturday Night Social: Tactless Hero Bear Ate All the Cupcakes Saturday Night Social: Tactless Hero Bear Ate All the Cupcakes

A Jersey bear unrefined in the subtleties of classy eating–he’s from Jersey–smashed into a baker’s car at approx. 2 AM on Thursday morning, ate 24 cupcakes, and left a big huge bear-shaped paw print behind, conveying a clear message to the cupcakes’ owner: “EYYYYY GOTTA PROBLEM BUDDY???” NewJersey.com reports.

Saturday Night Social: The Ruth Bader Ginsburg Documentary Is Finally Out, for Your Sore Eyes Saturday Night Social: The Ruth Bader Ginsburg Documentary Is Finally Out, for Your Sore Eyes

Yesterday, the much-anticipated Ruth Bader Ginsburg documentary RGB was released, a needed jet to flush the remainder of the internet trash floating around in the toilet bowl of my end-of-blogday skull. I’m basically rehashing a Billy Eichner tweet right now.

Saturday Night Social: Hosted at Ivana's Secret Street Meat Shack Saturday Night Social: Hosted at Ivana's Secret Street Meat Shack

I’ve been thinking about these two photos all day, in light of Brigitte Macron’s shocking revelation that Melania Trump is trapped and miserable. This is what Ivana’s up to, in case you asked:

Saturday Night Social: Melania Had a Nice Time With the President Today  Saturday Night Social: Melania Had a Nice Time With the President Today 

The Presidents’ Club for BFFs Only rode together again today to pay tribute to the late Barbara Bush in Houston. Melania came too. It was a funeral, but everybody was just so nice.

Saturday Night Social: Gather Round for the Tale of the Meghan Markle Spaghetti Affair of '16 Saturday Night Social: Gather Round for the Tale of the Meghan Markle Spaghetti Affair of '16

There was plenty of room in, about, and around Mark Zuckerberg’s immense butt to host tonight’s Saturday Night Social, and if you have not seen it by now, I urge you to tab over there for a second. But then come back because we have very fresh content to discuss!!!

Saturday Night Social: It's Time to Discuss the Russell Crowe Thong  Saturday Night Social: It's Time to Discuss the Russell Crowe Thong 

As daytime news laden with White House hoopla and real-world horrors fades into the drunken oblivion of evening, it’s time to address the elephant in the room: Russell Crowe’s jock strap (brown leather boxer’s protector used in the 2005 film Cinderella Man), which fetched around $5,400 at Sotheby’s in Sydney “after…

Saturday Night Social: Sleeping on Fruit Juice Hair  Saturday Night Social: Sleeping on Fruit Juice Hair 

Claire’s has died, which means soon the world is going to run out of its supply of neon scünci® snap clips, and then what?? The time has arrived to face the 21st-century, while retaining the general look of youth which I’ve clearly been projecting over here with my scrunchies, thirties be damned. I need to pivot to a…

Saturday Night Social: Keyboard Cat Is Dead

Bento, an alleged “distant relative” of the 1980s video artist and woman cat pianist Fatso, whose performance persona became popularized in the late-aughts as “Keyboard Cat,” has died. (Surprise!! Keyboard Cat has been dead this whole time. SURPRISE!! Keyboard Cat was a woman).

Saturday Night Social: Hosted in Instagram Rehab Saturday Night Social: Hosted in Instagram Rehab

Instagram is a grim reaper in a bikini, no matter how fabulous Khloe’s colossal art installation of a baby shower may make it appear. The New York Post reports the story of a 26-year-old with serious hustle who ran up $10,000 in debt while interning on a mission to live an “Instagram-worthy” life. Needless to say,…

Saturday Night Social: Introducing 1.5 Million Penguins  Saturday Night Social: Introducing 1.5 Million Penguins 

A group of scientists who stick out like a sore thumb has casually announced that a couple years back they discovered Penguin Party Central, no big deal.

Saturday Night Social: Hosted By This Cardboard Cutout of Agnès Varda Saturday Night Social: Hosted By This Cardboard Cutout of Agnès Varda

89-year-old director and New Wave influencer Agnès Varda, the oldest-ever Oscar nominee, has been making the rounds with her co-star and best pal, street artist JR, promoting their nominated documentary Faces Places. She hasn’t technically been able to accompany him, and I have not seen the movie (which is about…

Saturday Night Social: Adam Rippon Will Sashay, But In My Heart, Shantay

There are two kinds of winners in this life: there’s the kind who wins by quads with triple-toe loops. And then there’s the kind who summons his soul from his mortal flesh to perform a men’s free skate program so tender and graceful that, when Johnny Weir says in hushed voiceover–“he’s portraying a bird with a broken…

Saturday Night Social: Hosted By Christian Siriano's Balls-to-the-Wall NYFW Show Saturday Night Social: Hosted By Christian Siriano's Balls-to-the-Wall NYFW Show

The headline for Project Runway OG Christian Siriano’s tenth NYFW show is that he got Danielle Brooks, Selma Blair, and Ashley Graham to walk, which is pretty fucking great. Plus he orchestrated a situation in which attendees Laverne Cox, Whoopi Goldberg, Meg Ryan, Cardi B, Rihanna, and Molly Shannon all sat in a row,…

Saturday Night Social: Yes, Raincoats for Shoes Are Totally Necessary!!! Saturday Night Social: Yes, Raincoats for Shoes Are Totally Necessary!!!

If you read this headline and were like “yeah but what about rainboo-” just put a pin in that for a sec and look at this:

Saturday Night Social: Exquisite Artworks Culled From All the Stupid Internet Crap We Like

I’m currently heading out to a new show by internationally renowned contemporary net artist Lorna Mills [DISCLAIMER: PLUG], as I am a fan. But I share because there’s something for every internet user in her GIF tableaux, which I guess is a SFW problem because if you’re going to take a populist approach toward…

Saturday Night Social: Natalie Portman Doesn't Like It Either

In discussing a march by hundreds of thousands of normal women who came to stand for equality today–including equal pay and grassroots activism–it’s admittedly hypocritical to elevate the voice of a millionaire who’s been ordained queen of all women many times over by our fashion overlords.

Saturday Night Social: 'Somebody Clicked the Wrong Button Thingy'  Saturday Night Social: 'Somebody Clicked the Wrong Button Thingy' 

With the certainty of the tides, Twitter follows a sort of circadian rhythm which helps to give the screaming horrors of the the world a dulcet pulse like waves lapping against the sand. At least if the world is going to be a terrifying chaos cyclone, then the regularity of the news cycle gives it some structure and …

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