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Satanic Temple Threatens to Sue Twitter for Religious Discrimination After They Were Threatened With Arson  Satanic Temple Threatens to Sue Twitter for Religious Discrimination After They Were Threatened With Arson 

Here’s the latest development in a fight that started weirdly and only got weirder as time went on: the Satanic Temple is threatening to sue Twitter over an imbroglio that began with former child-actor Corey Feldman ranting about “Satanic nutbags” and retweeting a call to burn down their headquarters, and ended,…

Conspiracy: Prince Harry Meets Melania, Makes the Sign of the Devil  Conspiracy: Prince Harry Meets Melania, Makes the Sign of the Devil 

Not but a few hours after Prince Harry met Melania Trump in advance of the Invictus Games (a Paralympic event Prince Harry created for veterans and armed services personnel), Twitter noticed that he made what is unmistakably the sign of the horns: the hand signal of the devil.

Outback Steakhouse Insists It's Not the Illuminati, But I'm Not Convinced Outback Steakhouse Insists It's Not the Illuminati, But I'm Not Convinced

Outback Steakhouse has publicly denied that it’s practicing witchcraft, despite abundant evidence to the contrary. I mean, look at this:

At Last, There Could Be an After-School Satan Club for the Children At Last, There Could Be an After-School Satan Club for the Children

The Satanic Temple, our favorite joyous trolls for the separation of church and state, are working hard to launch a new after-school program for kids. It is, naturally, called the After School Satan Club. Finally, a good and tempting reason to have children!

In a new mini-documentary, Broadly caught up with The Satanic Temple, our favorite group of pro-choice Satanists, as they undertake a series of protests, lawsuits and political actions designed to protect reproductive freedom. Man, Satan looks better all the time.

One Million Moms Demands TV Show Stop Making Lucifer Look So Sexy and Cool  One Million Moms Demands TV Show Stop Making Lucifer Look So Sexy and Cool 

The dedicated fun adversaries at One Million Moms are back with a new campaign, this one aimed at making Satan less hot. They’re outraged that the new Fox show Lucifer makes the Dark Lord look like a “likable guy” who’s “cool and irresistible to women.” Kind of like how these campaigns make the TV shows they’re…

Football Coach Who Wouldn't Stop Game Prayers Put on Leave, Possibly to Avoid Praying Satanists  Football Coach Who Wouldn't Stop Game Prayers Put on Leave, Possibly to Avoid Praying Satanists 

Joe Kennedy, the coach of a Washington state high school football team, has been placed on leave after he wouldn’t stop praying at games. The school district says it’s to avoid liability, which is probably true. It’s convenient timing, too, considering that the Satanic Temple has begun demanding to be allowed to…

Kirk Cameron Will Have You Know Halloween Is a Christian Holiday Kirk Cameron Will Have You Know Halloween Is a Christian Holiday

Kirk Cameron recently popped by my favorite Internet publication, the Christian Post (it's like HuffPo mated with a church newsletter!), for a little chat about his upcoming motion picture release, Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. And he had a message for you believers: Halloween is totally OK to celebrate, because…

Obama-esque Satan Actor 'Cast Out' of Biblical Film Obama-esque Satan Actor 'Cast Out' of Biblical Film

Mark Burnett and Roma Downey, the producers of the History Channel series "The Bible" — which is based off of a little-known book of the same name — have "cast out" Satan from another Bible-themed movie of theirs.

Lena Dunham's Pro-Obama Ad Brought to You by Russia & Satan, Says Minnesota Republican Lena Dunham's Pro-Obama Ad Brought to You by Russia & Satan, Says Minnesota Republican

Lena Dunham's pro-doin' it with Obama (voting that is!) ad has made me fall a little bit in love with her and conservatives shoot a little bit of irate steam out of their ears. But no GOP'er freaked out more hilariously than Minnesota Republican party deputy chair Kelly Fenton, who reminded us today that Dunham's ad…

Meet the Charlie's Angels of Exorcism (and Probably Fraud) Meet the Charlie's Angels of Exorcism (and Probably Fraud)

Bad news. Chances are that you have a demon inside of you. I know you thought that you were an autonomous being making your decisions through either reasoning or impulse, but you are wrong. There is a bit of the devil inside you and he controls everything you do apart from wearing pastels and reading The Family Circus…

Teen Exorcists Shopping Reality Show Can't Possibly Be Faking Teen Exorcists Shopping Reality Show Can't Possibly Be Faking

A trio of teens say they're such seasoned exorcists that they're able to tell just by looking at someone whether or not the devil resides within. Their reverend mentor says they've exorcised scores of people in their young lives. I say that watching them explain all of this to Anderson Cooper is like a Mean Girls…

Woman Sees Evil Face On Canned Pear Woman Sees Evil Face On Canned Pear

Had it been the face of Jesus she saw in a canned pear, Wendy McMahon probably would've been excited. Instead, the pear had a "freakish" face, which, in our educated opinion, is that of Satan himself. [Stuff.nz/BoingBoing]

Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me" Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"

In an interview with Focus On The Family today, Carrie Prejean said being asked about gay marriage was the work of the devil himself... and she doesn't mean Perez Hilton. [U.S. News & World Report]

Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman

Yes, Paul Rudd was on Letterman last night. But more importantly, the show welcomed two pups performing demonic tricks: Sparky, who's possessed by Satan, then Baley the beagle, who plays dead convincingly. Zombie puppy!

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