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Real Housewives of the 1960s Will Be All of the Drama With None of That Pesky Social Progress Real Housewives of the 1960s Will Be All of the Drama With None of That Pesky Social Progress

Bravo is overflowing with new shows this year, but sadly there’s a limited amount of cities to get Real Housewives screaming at each other in (Real Housewives of Milwaukee, debuting in 2020?) and so—instead of an area code—they’re making moves to take over an entire decade.

Kim Zolciak Cried Some Big White Tears in the RHOA Reunion Kim Zolciak Cried Some Big White Tears in the RHOA Reunion

Let’s begin with a sarcastic slow cap to Kim Zolciak-Biermann for her performance as “white woman victim No. 45948358493” on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

An Ode to Karen from Potomac An Ode to Karen from Potomac

After a relatively boring season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, the highlight of which was when Cynthia turned everybody on in her sexual 50 Cent costume, The Real Housewives of Potomac’s third season is already outpacing Altanta’s in terms of drama and ridiculousness. While every Housewives franchise is…

Karen Confirms That 'Karen Is Debt-Free and Loaded' in RHOP's Season 3 Trailer Karen Confirms That 'Karen Is Debt-Free and Loaded' in RHOP's Season 3 Trailer

The ladies of Potomac have reached that point of nirvana every Real Housewives franchise experiences in which, after a couple OK seasons, the cast members’ marital issues rise all the way to the top and their facades crack like bad foundation, exacerbated by the fact that they have cameras in their faces all the time…

'Shut Your Mouth and Shut Your Fucking Legs': RHONY Is BACK, Baby!!! 'Shut Your Mouth and Shut Your Fucking Legs': RHONY Is BACK, Baby!!!

After a lackluster ninth season, Real Housewives of New York is returning for its big tenth (TENTH!) and just like the skin around the cast members’ eyes and mouths, the ladies’ sanity and penchant for drama is being stretched past what you thought was humanly possible.

Luann de Lesseps and Her Ex Were Reportedly Hanging Out in the Wrong Hotel Room Prior to Arrest Luann de Lesseps and Her Ex Were Reportedly Hanging Out in the Wrong Hotel Room Prior to Arrest

It’s been an exciting holiday season in Palm Beach, what with its part-time presidential resident coming home to roost, and Real Housewives of New York’s Luann de Lesseps getting charged with multiple felonies there, allegedly for being intoxicated and violent toward a cop on Sunday.

The Real Housewives Are Bad Now The Real Housewives Are Bad Now

It’s deeply painful for me to say this: Bravo’s Real Housewives, once the most riveting franchise on all of television, is going stale.

Florida Is Getting Another Real Housewives Franchise Florida Is Getting Another Real Housewives Franchise

Bravo wants to film another Real Housewives franchise in the great, messy state of Florida, but where?

Kyle Richards Is Getting Another Show Based on Her Life's Dramas Kyle Richards Is Getting Another Show Based on Her Life's Dramas

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards now has two forthcoming scripted shows loosely inspired by her own life, because clearly having one television show about you is just not enough!

It's Time for the O.G. of the O.C. to G.O. It's Time for the O.G. of the O.C. to G.O.

“I go big or go home, and I am not going home,” Vicki Gunvalson—the longest running cast member of any Real Housewives city—says emphatically in the opening credits for Season 12 of Real Housewives of Orange County. But as her role in the show becomes more and more forced, it might be time for her—and Bravo—to rethink…

Real Housewives Mixtape for Beginners (Vol. 1) Real Housewives Mixtape for Beginners (Vol. 1)

Through DirtCast, I’ve had several requests from listeners who want to get into the Real Housewives, but aren’t quite ready to fully commit or aren’t sure where to begin. As such, I’ve created the following Real Housewives mixtape, a selection of episodes specially curated for those who want to sample dip a toe in the…

Emmanuel Macron Spends Over Ten Times My Rent in Emergency Makeup Emmanuel Macron Spends Over Ten Times My Rent in Emergency Makeup

Somebody run to Le Duane Readue and get Emmanuel Macron an eight-pack of triangle sponges and cold cream, because $10,000 a month on makeup is insane. In response to Le Point magazine’s report that he spent 26,000 euros on a makeup artist over three months, his administration states that “We called in a contractor as…

The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorcing on Reality Television The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorcing on Reality Television

It’s widely accepted that reality TV—thanks to editing and the personalities of people who willingly put their lives in front of the camera—is quite far from depicting actual reality. Relationships are made and broken in order to entertain the audience and dramatic cast members are rewarded with more attention and…

No One Loves Talking About Their Vaginas More Than the Real Housewives

As a great woman once said, money can’t buy you class. It can, however, buy you carte blanche to endlessly flash, laser, wax, and talk about your vagina on television. In honor of Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa settling their “smelly vagina” lawsuit, we give you Real Housewives and Their Vaginas: a Love Story.

Why Watch the Dynasty Reboot When You Can Watch the Real Housewives Instead? Why Watch the Dynasty Reboot When You Can Watch the Real Housewives Instead?

If you’re a person who gets a special thrill watching rich, gaudy ladies fight with each other, all you have to do is turn on the Real Housewives to have your needs satisfied. Conflicts arise surrounding business, husbands (ex and current), and Munchausen syndrome. Items—ranging from glasses of wine to artificial…

A Real Housewife Can Be a Cheater and a Narcissist, But She Better Not Be Fat A Real Housewife Can Be a Cheater and a Narcissist, But She Better Not Be Fat

Not for the first time, last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County displayed a woman on the verge of (to risk sounding like Heather Dubrow) a nervous breakdown.

Luann D'Agostino Did Not Slap Her New Husband in a Manhattan Restaurant

Real Housewives of New York City star and occasional cabaret singer Luann D’Agostino, formerly “Countess” Luann de Lesseps, would like for you, me, and all good citizens of the world to know that her marriage is amazing and she is extremely happy and she certainly does not regret giving up her title for a bald…

On The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia McLaughlin Is a Snake Who's Ready to Strike On The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia McLaughlin Is a Snake Who's Ready to Strike

A ringer has entered the Real Housewives of Orange County’s ongoing battle to determine who is the ultimate worst: Lydia McLaughlin, the pint-sized, outspoken Christian who’s dead set on getting everything out in the open, has surpassed all expectations that she’d only last one season, returning to the series after a…

My Favorite Language Is Sonja Morgan 

It’s always exciting when Real Housewives of New York City star and crumbling townhouse owner Sonja Morgan makes an appearance on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live!, in part because it’s an opportunity to really hone one’s listening comprehension skills.

The New Real Housewives of Orange County Tag Lines Are Among the Worst We've Ever Heard The New Real Housewives of Orange County Tag Lines Are Among the Worst We've Ever Heard

In the pantheon of Real Housewives tag lines, the most memorable are the ones that are so bad that they’re great—like Shannon Beador’s “When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!” or Ramona Singer’s current “I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste!”

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