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Florida Is Getting Another Real Housewives Franchise Florida Is Getting Another Real Housewives Franchise

Bravo wants to film another Real Housewives franchise in the great, messy state of Florida, but where?

Kyle Richards Is Getting Another Show Based on Her Life's Dramas Kyle Richards Is Getting Another Show Based on Her Life's Dramas

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards now has two forthcoming scripted shows loosely inspired by her own life, because clearly having one television show about you is just not enough!

It's Time for the O.G. of the O.C. to G.O. It's Time for the O.G. of the O.C. to G.O.

“I go big or go home, and I am not going home,” Vicki Gunvalson—the longest running cast member of any Real Housewives city—says emphatically in the opening credits for Season 12 of Real Housewives of Orange County. But as her role in the show becomes more and more forced, it might be time for her—and Bravo—to rethink…

Real Housewives Mixtape for Beginners (Vol. 1) Real Housewives Mixtape for Beginners (Vol. 1)

Through DirtCast, I’ve had several requests from listeners who want to get into the Real Housewives, but aren’t quite ready to fully commit or aren’t sure where to begin. As such, I’ve created the following Real Housewives mixtape, a selection of episodes specially curated for those who want to sample dip a toe in the…

Emmanuel Macron Spends Over Ten Times My Rent in Emergency Makeup Emmanuel Macron Spends Over Ten Times My Rent in Emergency Makeup

Somebody run to Le Duane Readue and get Emmanuel Macron an eight-pack of triangle sponges and cold cream, because $10,000 a month on makeup is insane. In response to Le Point magazine’s report that he spent 26,000 euros on a makeup artist over three months, his administration states that “We called in a contractor as…

The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorcing on Reality Television The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorcing on Reality Television

It’s widely accepted that reality TV—thanks to editing and the personalities of people who willingly put their lives in front of the camera—is quite far from depicting actual reality. Relationships are made and broken in order to entertain the audience and dramatic cast members are rewarded with more attention and…

No One Loves Talking About Their Vaginas More Than the Real Housewives

As a great woman once said, money can’t buy you class. It can, however, buy you carte blanche to endlessly flash, laser, wax, and talk about your vagina on television. In honor of Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa settling their “smelly vagina” lawsuit, we give you Real Housewives and Their Vaginas: a Love Story.

Why Watch the Dynasty Reboot When You Can Watch the Real Housewives Instead? Why Watch the Dynasty Reboot When You Can Watch the Real Housewives Instead?

If you’re a person who gets a special thrill watching rich, gaudy ladies fight with each other, all you have to do is turn on the Real Housewives to have your needs satisfied. Conflicts arise surrounding business, husbands (ex and current), and Munchausen syndrome. Items—ranging from glasses of wine to artificial…

A Real Housewife Can Be a Cheater and a Narcissist, But She Better Not Be Fat A Real Housewife Can Be a Cheater and a Narcissist, But She Better Not Be Fat

Not for the first time, last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County displayed a woman on the verge of (to risk sounding like Heather Dubrow) a nervous breakdown.

Luann D'Agostino Did Not Slap Her New Husband in a Manhattan Restaurant

Real Housewives of New York City star and occasional cabaret singer Luann D’Agostino, formerly “Countess” Luann de Lesseps, would like for you, me, and all good citizens of the world to know that her marriage is amazing and she is extremely happy and she certainly does not regret giving up her title for a bald…

On The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia McLaughlin Is a Snake Who's Ready to Strike On The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia McLaughlin Is a Snake Who's Ready to Strike

A ringer has entered the Real Housewives of Orange County’s ongoing battle to determine who is the ultimate worst: Lydia McLaughlin, the pint-sized, outspoken Christian who’s dead set on getting everything out in the open, has surpassed all expectations that she’d only last one season, returning to the series after a…

My Favorite Language Is Sonja Morgan 

It’s always exciting when Real Housewives of New York City star and crumbling townhouse owner Sonja Morgan makes an appearance on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live!, in part because it’s an opportunity to really hone one’s listening comprehension skills.

The New Real Housewives of Orange County Tag Lines Are Among the Worst We've Ever Heard The New Real Housewives of Orange County Tag Lines Are Among the Worst We've Ever Heard

In the pantheon of Real Housewives tag lines, the most memorable are the ones that are so bad that they’re great—like Shannon Beador’s “When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!” or Ramona Singer’s current “I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste!”

Here's the RHONY Soundbite That Got Carole Radziwill Accused of Recording a Private Conversation Here's the RHONY Soundbite That Got Carole Radziwill Accused of Recording a Private Conversation

Wednesday night’s Real Housewives of New York ended with a friend of Luann D’Agostino (formerly Luann de Lesseps) telling Carole Radziwill that the countess was only marrying her fiancé (now husband) Tom because “she has something to prove.” The friend, business woman Barbara Kavovit, did not want the conversation to…

Lisa Vanderpump Saved the Dogs!!!!!!!!! Lisa Vanderpump Saved the Dogs!!!!!!!!!

Folks, she did it. The road was long and made even more difficult by five-inch Louboutins. The fight was brutal and even Leona Lewis had to lend a hand. However, in the end, it was all worth it because Lisa Vanderpump and her pink encrusted activism has ended the Yulin Dog Meat Festival.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Will Be the Longest One Ever The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Will Be the Longest One Ever

The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion this season will roll out in four parts—a first for the franchise—which means FOUR entire episodes of people hashing out their issues, lying, issuing non-apologies and trying to come up with the best comebacks while wearing bizarrely elegant gowns.

The Latest Real Housewives of New York Tag Lines Are Here and They're *Chef's Kiss* Beautiful

It’s that wonderful time of the year when Bravo reveals the intro for the latest season of Real Housewives of New York. Happy Housewives Christmas, everybody!!!

An Explainer of the Lesbian Drama on This Season of Real Housewives of Atlanta An Explainer of the Lesbian Drama on This Season of Real Housewives of Atlanta

The lesbian storyline that was teased early on in this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta reached its messy peak in Sunday night’s episode and, of course, a lot of it barely makes sense. With so many rumors flying, it’s easy to get lost in who did what and why, so here I am to sort through this nonsensical web of…

The Real Housewives of Potomac and Their Deeply Awful Clothes Are Back The Real Housewives of Potomac and Their Deeply Awful Clothes Are Back

Though I still wish Andy Cohen would stop pushing all the black people into separate franchises (and let some other women of color who aren’t crazy Jules appear onscreen), the second season of the Real Housewives of Potomac is happening.

This Vanity Fair Profile of David Foster Is Packed With Really Weird Anecdotes  This Vanity Fair Profile of David Foster Is Packed With Really Weird Anecdotes 

David Foster, award-winning composer/producer and Hollywood patriarch, never came off particularly well when he appeared on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which starred his now ex-wife Yolanda Hadid. He was portrayed on the show as sort of slimy and self-important; Yolanda fluttered around him, exerting a wild…

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