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Here's An Awesome, Exclusive Mix From Twin DJ Duo Angel + Dren Here's An Awesome, Exclusive Mix From Twin DJ Duo Angel + Dren

Angel + Dren are my favorite types of DJs—unbound by form or geography, exploratory in the realm of genre, unconcerned with playing whatever’s “cool” and generally in search of an elusive vibe.

Politician Tells a Reporter She's Very Attractive, But No Comment Politician Tells a Reporter She's Very Attractive, But No Comment

Steve Cohen, a democratic Congressman from Tennessee, has been having a rough time. This week, a paternity test revealed that the child he thought was his illegitimate daughter is actually not his illegitimate daughter. That's the same almost-daughter people had speculated Cohen was having an affair with because he…

Watch a Little Girl On Monkey Bars Indecisively Yell At Her Dad Watch a Little Girl On Monkey Bars Indecisively Yell At Her Dad

Like the best of us, little Riley attempts establish her independence while also pooping herself in fear of falling down. Watch her yell "I need you! I don't need you! I need you! I don't need you!" as her nervous, befuddled dad waits for her to make up her mind. Welcome to the club, Riley. Dad, you better get used to…

Moms and Dads Are Both Equally Capable of Ruining Their Children's Lives Moms and Dads Are Both Equally Capable of Ruining Their Children's Lives

Have you been longing for scientific confirmation of what every adult has figured out in therapy or learned from watching TV? Well, you're in luck. It's now been proven that our parents can fuck us up like almost nothing else can. And it's not just our mothers who mess us up. It turns out our dads are equally…

The Financial Value of a Father Is Less Than You'd Think The Financial Value of a Father Is Less Than You'd Think

If you were raised by a dad, or are raising kids with a dad right now, or are a dad yourself, or have ever met a dad, you probably would not say that fathers are worthless. And, you would obviously be right, they're worth a lot; they're just not worth quite as much as mothers—at least that is what a strange new survey…

Menstrual Huts: A Tricky Way for Men to Ensure Ladies Don't Cheat on Them? Menstrual Huts: A Tricky Way for Men to Ensure Ladies Don't Cheat on Them?

Menstrual huts are certainly useful for keeping bleeding women out of sight when they're "unclean," if that's your thing. And they're a good way for women to commune with their fellow bleeders, but it turns out they also appear to be a sneaky way for men to keep tabs on their woman and make sure she doesn't have…

Father Accidentally Teaches His Daughter How to Be a Foul-Mouthed Sports Fan Father Accidentally Teaches His Daughter How to Be a Foul-Mouthed Sports Fan

Everything was going along so well until the ref made a bad call. "A twwavel? Oh no. Oh nooo! ... A fwarkin' twwavel!" If only all pissed off sports fans could be this adorable.

Your Jerky Ovaries Are Tricking You Into Picking Bad Boys Your Jerky Ovaries Are Tricking You Into Picking Bad Boys

Oh, bad boys, with their leather jackets, their greased back hair, their fear of commitment, and their ways of thrilling us while simultaneously making us feel shitty about ourselves. We just can't get enough of them! We've spent an eternity beating ourselves up over our perverse attraction to these cads, but now it…

Turns Out Dads Get Postpartum Depression Just as Often as Moms Turns Out Dads Get Postpartum Depression Just as Often as Moms

We usually think of postpartum depression as the domain solely of mothers, since they're, you know, the ones who are literally post-partum. But a new study has found that, in fact, fathers suffer from postpartum depression at a very similar rate to mothers. Whoa. It's like how dads get sympathy cravings while their…

Newborn Baby to Father: Screw You Newborn Baby to Father: Screw You

This girl is just 15 minutes old, and already she's giving her dad a piece of her mind. Talk about being born a badass.

Did Hitler Have a Secret Son? Did Hitler Have a Secret Son?

We always assumed that Hitler had no children, but there's new evidence that appears to show that the world's least popular man had sex with a French teenager and fathered a son back in 1918. The supposed son, a man named Jean-Marie Loret, wrote an autobiography back in 1981 called Your Father's Name Was Hitler, but…

Fritzl Daughter Released Fritzl Daughter Released

Elisabeth Fritzl, the woman who was imprisoned and raped by her father for 24 years, was released from a psychiatric hospital in Austria today. Her father's trial will take place in March. [Guardian]

Father Of The Bride? Father Of The Bride?

"That ain't going to happen. I'm doing everything I can to try to get her away from him." - the father of Drew Peterson's rumored fiancee. [UPI]

An Australian man who posted a disturbing video of a man swinging a baby wildly by the arm says he was arrested for downloading abusive material. In an effort to find the baby-swinger, London police traced the video's IP address back to Australia, where federal police raided a man's home, seized his computers, and…

WTF WTF

In this horrifying YouTube video, a man "plays" with a baby for three minutes and flips the child head over heels. The video looks real, but it also seems like some of the moves would pull the baby's arms off. Could the video have been generated with the same technology that brought us Ally McBeal's dancing baby? And…

Manic Panic Manic Panic

Amelia Robbins is a 12-year-old girl who just got suspended from her school in Missouri because she dyed her hair pink. Amelia says that she colored her as a tribute to her father, who died of cancer, and that the decision was fully supported by her mother. Administrators at the school argue that the pink hair is a…

Monkey Business Monkey Business

New research shows that the presence of a father figure helps female yellow baboons reach full maturity faster and be fertile longer than other baboons. Researchers speculate that this is because father baboons help prevent the harassment of their offspring allowing them better access to food. Unlike in modern human…

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