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Mr. Handsome Has Found a Forever Home Mr. Handsome Has Found a Forever Home

The North Carolina cat who was so huge he couldn’t fit into a standard cat crate at the shelter has found a home. The appropriately named Mr. Handsome was featured on the local news (and on Jezebel) and became so popular they had to institute a lottery for prospective owners. One very lucky person has won his squishy…

This Cat Is Living Life Right This Cat Is Living Life Right

There’s a 31-pound cat chilling in the break-room cabinet of a Pittsboro, North Carolina animal shelter right now and I ask of you: what are you doing that is better?

Study Suggests Your Fat Pet Is Stress-Eating Because of Your Bullshit Study Suggests Your Fat Pet Is Stress-Eating Because of Your Bullshit

If your formerly jaunty, energetic pet has melted into a fat puddle of loose skin and belly sag, becoming so lumpy and gross that you can’t even bring yourself to touch it anymore, you might want to get over your fat phobia because you’re clearly depriving your pet of physical affection. Then, once you’ve sunk your…

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Spongebob, the 33-Pound Cat-Daddy of Cuddles, Dies of a Broken Heart Spongebob, the 33-Pound Cat-Daddy of Cuddles, Dies of a Broken Heart

Ever since Meow, the 39-pound shelter cat from Santa Fe, made his media debut and died all in the span of just a few weeks, the world has mourned the loss of one of its largest and least evasive cuddle monsters. This is why it pains me to bring you yet more sad fat-cat news — Spongebob, the 33-pound tabby that the Post…

Incredibly Fat Cat Has Passed Away Incredibly Fat Cat Has Passed Away

Meow, the 39-pound kitty who made his worldwide debut a few weeks ago — and who provoked conflicting emotions around here — has died. In an announcement on the Santa Fe Shelter & Humane Society's Facebook page, Meow's condition had been improving since his whirlwind media tour; he was able to walk up stairs and was…

Incredibly Fat Cat Makes Me Feel So Many Things Incredibly Fat Cat Makes Me Feel So Many Things

This morning the Today Show introduced us to Meow, a current resident of the Santa Fe Animal Shelter & Humane Society. Meow weighs 39 goddamn pounds (and 10 ounces, for good measure). Meow's former owner was an elderly lady who could no longer handle the poor thing, who, according the vet, "was not fed a healthy diet,…

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Good news: The 44-pound homeless kitty and overnight celebrity, Princess Chunk (or "Prince Chunk" according to this source, the sex of the kitty is still up for debate), has found a home. The feline from Camden County Animal Shelter in New Jersey had 400 people scrambling to adopt her after she caught the nation's…

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