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Denny's Customer Arrested After Alleged Pancake-Addled Rampage Denny's Customer Arrested After Alleged Pancake-Addled Rampage

It is physically impossible for me to love a story with that headline any more than I already do.

Video: McDonald's Customer Allegedly Assaults Worker, Then Lies About It Video: McDonald's Customer Allegedly Assaults Worker, Then Lies About It

A McDonald’s employee and a customer were engaged in a fight through the restaurant’s drive-thru, and each has a differing account of what happened. Guess whose account appears to be the more accurate one?

Chick-Fil-A Franchise Donates to LGBT Film Festival, Evangelicals Lose Their Minds Chick-Fil-A Franchise Donates to LGBT Film Festival, Evangelicals Lose Their Minds

It’s not often enough that the universe throws us a story about a corporation suffering under the heel of delicious irony. I am happy to report that today, it has done so.

Calm the Hell Down About That Gray McDonald's Burger Bun Calm the Hell Down About That Gray McDonald's Burger Bun

HOW DARE YOU, MCDONALD’S CHINA?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! HOW COULD YOU INFLICT THIS UNCEASING HORROR UPON THE EYES AND SOULS OF GOOD AND DECENT FOLK?! THIS ABOMINATION; THIS CREEPING, SHUDDERING NIGHT TERROR GIVEN FORM; THIS BLEAK, JOY-EVISCERATING GRAYNESS! DESCRIBING AND ADVERTISING WRONG-COLORED FOOD IS THE…

Woman Arrested After Trashing Entire Subway Restaurant While Naked Woman Arrested After Trashing Entire Subway Restaurant While Naked

Oh, come on; who hasn’t thought about stripping their clothes off in a Subway and tearing the place apart? GLASS HOUSES.

Domino's is Going to Sell Pizza in Italy Now and Holy Shit is This Going to Be Hilarious Domino's is Going to Sell Pizza in Italy Now and Holy Shit is This Going to Be Hilarious

You brave, deluded souls. This entire post could just be this gif, over and over.

Subway Franchise Sued For Firing HIV-Positive Employee Subway Franchise Sued For Firing HIV-Positive Employee

An Indiana Subway franchise is being sued in federal court by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for firing an employee for being HIV-positive. Stay classy, Indiana.

Lawsuit Alleges Hardee's Exposed Thousands of Customers to Hepatitis Lawsuit Alleges Hardee's Exposed Thousands of Customers to Hepatitis

If we were handicapping which fast food restaurant was going to be responsible for something like this, KFC would have to have been even money.

Dairy Queen Workers Accused of Assaulting Pregnant Customer After Blizzard Dispute Dairy Queen Workers Accused of Assaulting Pregnant Customer After Blizzard Dispute

If that’s not a quintessentially American headline, I don’t know what is.

Subway Employee Gets Creative About the Company's Jared Problem Subway Employee Gets Creative About the Company's Jared Problem

So, your employer is now represented in the minds of the public by an alleged pedophile. He doesn’t technically work for the company any more, but that doesn’t change the fact that his face is everywhere on store iconography. What to do?

Here's How Every Argument Against a Minimum Wage Hike is Bullshit Here's How Every Argument Against a Minimum Wage Hike is Bullshit

No currently-legal profession takes more public crap for demanding to be treated like human beings than food service workers. Here’s how and why every single argument against them is complete horseshit.

Opponents of a Minimum Wage Hike Have Graduated to Openly Lying Opponents of a Minimum Wage Hike Have Graduated to Openly Lying

If you know your argument that restaurant owners universally revile the idea of an increased minimum wage is complete bullshit, that’s still OK! You can just make shit up, as one of the main restaurant industry lobbyists recently did.

There is Nothing Wrong With That Chipotle Guy's Bigger Burrito Method There is Nothing Wrong With That Chipotle Guy's Bigger Burrito Method

There is a man who, through repeated experimentation, figured out how to get a bigger Chipotle burrito without paying more. Several of you have emailed me about how terrible he is, and ordinarily, I’d be all over that. Just one problem, though: absolutely nothing he suggests is terrible in any way.

Woman Discovers Fake Fingernail in Her Taco Bell Nachos Woman Discovers Fake Fingernail in Her Taco Bell Nachos

Nachos are awesome; on that, I believe we can all agree. They are somewhat less awesome when you have to pick a press-on nail out of them, though.

Live Hand Grenade Discovered Underneath McDonald's Parking Lot Live Hand Grenade Discovered Underneath McDonald's Parking Lot

Look, I’m mad about the fact that McDoubles cost $1.29 now, too, but some things are just too far.

Iowa Police Find Meth Lab in Taco Bell Iowa Police Find Meth Lab in Taco Bell

This has been a very interesting couple of weeks for meth-related fast food incidents.

Man Sues In-N-Out After Finding Meth in His Milkshake Man Sues In-N-Out After Finding Meth in His Milkshake

I mean, the throes of meth addiction probably do count as “animal-style,” so it wasn’t exactly false advertising.

A $15 Minimum Wage Would Barely Have Any Effect on Fast Food Prices A $15 Minimum Wage Would Barely Have Any Effect on Fast Food Prices

Surprise, surprise! A new study points out that were the US to adopt a $15 minimum wage, the price of a Big Mac would rise by...*drumroll*...22 cents.

If I See One More Post About Secret Menus, I Am Going to Vomit Blood If I See One More Post About Secret Menus, I Am Going to Vomit Blood

“Hey, you know what you should try? Ordering off the SECRET MENU, bro. Like, ask for a McChicken, but instead of the chicken, get them to put, like, a McFlurry on there! #lifehack #yolo #iamlungcancerinhumanform”

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