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The Only Hat That Matters The Only Hat That Matters

The undisputed Queen of Soul has died, but Aretha Franklin’s music and the iconic hat she wore at President Obama’s inauguration in 2009 will live on forever in our hearts and in our memes. Towering head wraps and massive church hats were Franklin’s bread and butter for decades, but it was this simple gray felt cap…

Looks Were All Over the Place at the Too Trendy 2018 Teen Choice Awards Looks Were All Over the Place at the Too Trendy 2018 Teen Choice Awards

The Teen Choice Awards is one of the few enjoyable award shows, exclusively for the fact that it’s equal part glamour and delinquent debauchery—those iconic surfboard trophies are somewhere between the Oscars and getting slimed at the Kids Choice Awards, right? Who takes ‘em home is often predictable as hell (rigged,…

The Real Housewives of Potomac Cast Continues to Top Their Reunion Outfits in the Worst Way The Real Housewives of Potomac Cast Continues to Top Their Reunion Outfits in the Worst Way

The Real Housewives reunion couch is a place where dreams and nightmares collide. It’s a place for the cast to show off their most woefully glamorous outfits. It’s a night where everyone’s outfit is some dreadful combination of wedding, prom night, Cinderella ball, and Super Sweet 16 gone wrong. What’s most…

The New York Post Is a Fuccboi

In a beautiful encapsulation of New York City in 2018 and a deeply savvy if transparent attempt to get young people to buy their newspaper, the New York Post is running a full-page Supreme ad on its front page.

Leopard Print Is Not Tacky--It's Eternal Leopard Print Is Not Tacky--It's Eternal

A brief trend piece at Fashionista points towards leopard print’s unexpected revival for fall, noting that the pattern’s resurgence is a “much needed switch up from the minimalism that has reigned supreme for the last few years.” Minimalism—vaguely European, like a Danish architect on holiday—is boring. Patterns are…

You Don't Need This String Bag for Fashion You Don't Need This String Bag for Fashion

Have you seen this bag? Do you own this bag? Are you carrying this bag right now on your shoulder, swinging it to and fro with an élan that says “I could be photographed for Instagram at ANY moment???” If so, I’d love to have a word with you.

What Are Those???? What Are Those????

Pants are not for everyone. Shoes, also same. Shirts—everyone loves those, right? Seems like those three items required for public life got a little confused here on the eternally ageless body of Jennifer Lopez.

Goodbye Ivanka Trump (TM) Goodbye Ivanka Trump (TM)

Ivanka Trump is shuttering her namesake fashion brand, the Wall Street Journal reports. Goodbye generic sheath dresses conveniently worn at high-profile campaign events and White House functions; goodbye to shoes that got the company sued multiple times for copyright infringement; goodbye to all of it!

Martha Wears a Choker  Martha Wears a Choker 

What is Martha Stewart up to on this Friday afternoon? She is up to her neck in a choker that resembles an elegant cat collar, is what she is up to.

Apparently These Crocs With Heels Are Very Much in Demand  Apparently These Crocs With Heels Are Very Much in Demand 

Hello, who is walking around in high-heeled Crocs?! Because I know at least *some* of you are, that is, unless everyone is stockpiling them for the apocalypse. They seem like very practical roach-stomping shoes.

Anna Wintour Is a Sneakerhead Now Anna Wintour Is a Sneakerhead Now

If Anna Wintour, a woman whose eyes are just large Chanel sunglasses, is making her own pair of Jordans, does that mean hypebeasts are over?

My Summer Look Is Layers of Plush Pillows  My Summer Look Is Layers of Plush Pillows 

Summer is here, but in my heart and maybe yours, sadness reigns. I am loath to use the word “tender” to describe anything other than a particularly well-steamed green bean or a cut of pork tenderloin, but at this moment in time, it is an accurate representation of my inner self. How to best dress my outside to protect…

Get Ready for a Beyoncé x Balmain Limited Edition Coachella Collection Get Ready for a Beyoncé x Balmain Limited Edition Coachella Collection

Remember when Beyoncé headlined Coachella for a set so memorable, it officially became #Beychella? Her performance transformed the mostly joke-worthy desert festival into a year-defining, cultural moment—and she obviously looked friggin’ incredible the entire time.

Wear Boxer Briefs, If You Want  Wear Boxer Briefs, If You Want 

There are two major problems with summer, as I see it: 1. Too hot for clothes 2. And yet we must? A skirt or dress can be a nice solution, as they don’t hang too heavy and look real cute, but can also come with a problem of their own: ass hanging out. There is nothing inherently wrong with an ass hanging out, but it’s…

The Look for Fall Is Furry The Look for Fall Is Furry

Every once in awhile I like to pop my head into the high fashion industré and see what’s coming down the pipeline in terms of trends. Wandering a Forever 21 several months after collections have solidified new colors, cuts, fabrics, etc., will I be forced to consider kitten heels (*shrieks*) or severing my own head …

This Summer, Consider Shorts This Summer, Consider Shorts

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

Behold the Hellscape of This Trump-Inspired Fashion Show Behold the Hellscape of This Trump-Inspired Fashion Show

New York. Paris. London. Milan. Washington, DC!!!

Get This Look: Tactical Pants Get This Look: Tactical Pants

Hi, there’s something I really need to talk to you about. It’s been weighing on my mind for the past 24 hours. It starts with a “T,” and ends with an “-actical pants.” Yes—I’m talking about tactical pants.

Kate Spade New York Pledges $1 Million to Suicide Prevention and Mental Health Organizations Kate Spade New York Pledges $1 Million to Suicide Prevention and Mental Health Organizations

Kate Spade New York has announced that the company, co-founded by the late designer Kate Spade, will donate $1 million to organizations that support suicide prevention and mental health awareness.

Get the Look: Annie Graham's Bloodied Linen Outfits in Hereditary Get the Look: Annie Graham's Bloodied Linen Outfits in Hereditary

It’s hard for one small aspect of a production as massive and complex as Hereditary to stand out. And yet, in between the doll houses and occult signage, and decapitation, and desecrated graves, and *takes a deep breath* ant swarms, and mutilated birds, and creepy old ladies on screen, Toni Collette’s cute wardrobe…

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