Football's posts - French uPOST

The Cardinals Shouldn't Be Allowed To Do This To David Johnson The Cardinals Shouldn't Be Allowed To Do This To David Johnson

The Arizona Cardinals, a team brewed in the depths of a toilet, possess a great gift. They have David Johnson, which means they have something that many NFL teams do not have: a running back who can stay on the field for all three downs and is just as dangerous as a receiver as he is a runner. Someone should tell the…

The Arizona Cardinals Are Toilet Soup The Arizona Cardinals Are Toilet Soup

Von Miller called his shot earlier this week when he said his team would kick the Arizona Cardinals’ asses. The Broncos, who had lost four straight, had planned to take out their frustrations in tonight’s game. The hopeless bird men were happy to oblige.

Why The NFL Dumped Its Anthem Policy Why The NFL Dumped Its Anthem Policy

NEW YORK — The NFL was really feeling itself at this week’s fall meetings in lower Manhattan. Scoring is through the roof! Games are historically close! Ratings are up! Concussions are down! It was impossible to chat up a league official without being reminded of how swell things are going, and ain’t it grand?

The NFL Is Screwing Over Defenses, And I Love It!

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

It's Apparently Time To Recap The First 3/8 Of The NFL Season It's Apparently Time To Recap The First 3/8 Of The NFL Season

Wow, there sure are a lot of sports happening right now. Ordinarily that would be the sort of sentence that you’d end with an exclamation point, but honestly a period of this much sports—the giddy but tension-free start of the NBA season, which is already happening, the giddier and extremely tense end of baseball’s…

No One's Really Sure What The Dolphins Did With Ryan Tannehill No One's Really Sure What The Dolphins Did With Ryan Tannehill

Brocktober rolls on, as the Dolphins have announced that Brock Osweiler will be under center Sunday’s game against Detroit, his second straight start after replacing Ryan Tannehill, who was a game-day scratch with a shoulder injury in Week 6. What exactly Tannehill’s injury is, and how it got so bad so suddenly, is…

With Josh Allen Hurt, The Bills Will Start Not Nathan Peterman With Josh Allen Hurt, The Bills Will Start Not Nathan Peterman

Rookie quarterback Josh Allen has an elbow injury, and bad quarterback Nathan Peterman shit his ass last Sunday, so the Bills will now turn to old quarterback Derek Anderson for their Week 7 game against the Colts.

Big Fucking Shock: The NFL's Move To L.A. Looks To Be A Financial Disaster Big Fucking Shock: The NFL's Move To L.A. Looks To Be A Financial Disaster

From the moment each team arrived in L.A., it was clear that nobody who actually lived there gave a shit about the Rams or Chargers. Both teams have struggled mightily to sell out their stadiums, and the fans who do show up tend to be fans of the opposing squads. It’s not all that surprising then to see something like…

Jon Gruden Is A Broken Man Jon Gruden Is A Broken Man

The Raiders were soundly defeated this Sunday, like most Sundays, and in today’s press conference head coach Jon Gruden looked like his team played. He used to get excited about play-action passes to the fullback and pool noodles. Now he’s visorless and haggard as he announces to the assembled press that the 1-5…

The Texans' Red-Zone Offense Is Enough Of A Reason To Fire Bill O'Brien The Texans' Red-Zone Offense Is Enough Of A Reason To Fire Bill O'Brien

Bill O’Brien is a head coach who specializes in offense. In his two seasons at Penn State, he made the most of Matt McGloin and turned Christian Hackenberg into a competent quarterback. He even fooled the Jets into using a second-round pick on the latter. Before that, O’Brien had a role in the Patriots’ offense,…

Ass Team Of The Week: The Raiders Are A Pestilence

Welcome to Ass Team Of The Week, a recurring feature in which we celebrate the most butt teams the NFL has to offer.

The Packers' All-Out Blitz Won The Day The Packers' All-Out Blitz Won The Day

The focus is rightly going to be on the final two drives, Aaron Rodgers leading the Packers a combined 139 yards for two scores in a total of just 2:12, including a textbook 10-play, 81-yard drive that used up every last second of the 1:07 remaining. “It’s part of going against the best quarterback in football,” …

Aaron Rodgers Adds Another Career-Defining Victory To His Résumé  Aaron Rodgers Adds Another Career-Defining Victory To His Résumé 

Aaron Rodgers did what Aaron Rodgers does best on Monday night, leading the Green Bay Packers to a brilliant comeback over the 49ers at Lambeau Field. But it didn’t look like the quarterback was exactly destined for victory at first. When Niners kicker Robbie Gould hit a 46-yard field goal at the end of the first half…

Steelers Want Vontaze Burfict Punished For His Latest Dirty Hit On Antonio Brown Steelers Want Vontaze Burfict Punished For His Latest Dirty Hit On Antonio Brown

In the third quarter of Pittsburgh’s 28-21 win over the Bengals on Sunday, Antonio Brown caught a pass over the middle. A trio of Bengals defenders closed in on him, and as he was already well wrapped up, Vontaze Burfict flew into the pile and walloped the back of Brown’s head with a flying elbow.

Joe Flacco Has Somehow Found A Way To Stand Even Stiller As A Wide Receiver Joe Flacco Has Somehow Found A Way To Stand Even Stiller As A Wide Receiver

Last week, Joe Flacco’s wife Dana called out her husband for his complete dearth of enthusiasm on plays where he lines up as a wide receiver. The Ravens quarterback had a chance to show some of that trademark Flacco spark in the third quarter of Sunday’s game, when Lamar Jackson took a snap behind center. Flacco might…

Despite Evidence To The Contrary, Adam Thielen Insists His Touchdown Dance Is Cool

The dance isn’t the Bernie. Even though it very much looks like the Bernie, and there’s no significant difference between it and the Bernie, Adam Thielen’s touchdown dance is not the Bernie. The Vikings receiver wants to get that straight.

Jalen Ramsey Has Reached The "Give The Same Answer To Every Question" Stage Of The Season Jalen Ramsey Has Reached The "Give The Same Answer To Every Question" Stage Of The Season

Maybe you’re a real smart guy who predicted that last year’s trip to the AFC Championship game was going to go down as more of an aberration for this era of Jaguars football rather than a sign of things to come. But nobody could have been prepared for Jacksonville’s defense, the unanimous Best Defense In The NFL,…

Patrick Mahomes Is A Drug Patrick Mahomes Is A Drug

The Chiefs couldn’t quite do enough to beat the Patriots on Sunday night, falling 43-40 for their first loss of the season to a New England team that suddenly looks like it has no worries in the world. Still, despite the loss, Kansas City has plenty to be proud of, and as the game came down to the wire, it was their…

Witness This Titans Fan’s Epic Struggle To Hold His Sign Right-Side Up

Things did not go well for the Tennessee Titans on Sunday. They lost to the Baltimore Ravens 21-0, giving up 11 sacks in the process, and fell to 3-3. It was their second straight loss.

Welcome Back To The Blake Bortles Experience Welcome Back To The Blake Bortles Experience

Hello and welcome back to the Blake Bortles show. Today, our hero valiantly tried to defeat triple coverage. You will not be surprised to learn that the throw was so ill-advised that the Cowboys got an interception almost by accident.

More Football's posts »

Language